Dramatic SFB: Klingon News Service - For Immediate Release

[Pat Hogan]

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For Immediate Release

The Klingon Empire suffered an attack by the Kzinti at our anchorage in the Kobor Sector.

This unprovoked attack, coming in the midst of our Family Day festivities, was the epitome of Evil.  Reports are still coming in, but the Construction Dock was destroyed, as well as a couple small craft.  There are a couple dozen military casualties.

However, dozens of shuttles with hundreds of Family Members and Defenseless Children aboard were destroyed (and the contents presumably eaten) by these feline creatures.

Accordingly, hostilities exist between the Klingon Empire and the so-called “Kzinti Guarantors of Benevolence.”  Our National Guard is being called up for the duration and our fleet will be placed on a combat footing.

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