Dramatic SFB: Empire of the Rising Swamp - RTA

[Marcel Trahan]

Well, seems like Mr. Gorntastic cannot write his own speeches and has to
relly on copying what other leaders write.

Wait......................

Good thing to do instead of saying stupidities like building a wall
...........

Kronos

On Sun, Feb 10, 2019 at 12:16 PM Paul Meyer via SFBdrama <
sfbdrama at lists.mattnet.org> wrote:

> To the delegates of The Late War Campaign, the Empire of the Rising Swamp
> submits the following quarterly report:
>
>
>
> *On The Peaceful Border:*
>
>
> *Sector #3284 – War Memorial*: The Memorial Day festivities proceeded
> without incident. The ISC respectfully maintained their distance while our
> warships paid their tributes.
>
>
>
> *On the Rome Eternal Border (NO COLLUSION!!!):*
>
> *Sector #3297 – The Morey Eel of Space*: Neither empire thought the Eels
> to be a big enough threat to send ships. The Eels made a meal out of the
> nearest planet and continued on their migration.
>
> *Sector #3298 – Colony Raid:* In light of recent de-plasma-ization talks
> on the Rome/Swamp border, Mr. Gorntastic declined to send a raiding party
> to the Rome settlement that was so desperately asking to be raided.
>
> *Sector #3299 – Convoy Raid: *For the same reasons as noted above, the
> Rome Eternal convoy was also allowed safe passage. And it wasn’t because
> Caesar Eternal was paying off Mr. Gorntastic or had, in any way,
> compromising information on Mr. Gorntastic. Nothing to see here, just keep
> on going…
>
>
>
> *On the 69th Border Squadron Border:*
>
> *Sector #3303 – Dragon Attack:* A fleet of warships was dispatched to the
> 69th Border Squadron border to protect the wall construction crew from
> any enemy harassment. Although the 69th Border Squadron did not send any
> ships, the fleet was on site to address a brood of space dragons that were
> in the area.
>
> *Sector #3304 – Listening Post:* Another pointless scenario by Mr.
> Gorntastic’s reckoning.
>
> *Sector #3305 – Dragon Attack:* Another Swamp fleet was on hand to
> address this brood of space dragons while overseeing the wall construction
> in this sector. However, with the high number of illegal dragon incursions
> on the 69th border, Mr. Gorntastic is ordering an investigation into the
> possibility that the 69th Border Squadron is breeding these creatures and
> sending them into Swamp territory.
>
>
>
> *On the Romulan Star Empire Border:*
>
> *Sector #3321 – Terrain Defense with Ground Combat:* With the dissolution
> of the God King’s Empire, Mr. Gorntastic finds this new empire on his
> border, probably rising from the ashes of the God King’s mess. In any case,
> Mr. Gorntastic felt it was prudent not to engage this new empire until he
> had more information on it.
>
>
>
> *On the Norg Confederation Border:*
>
> *Sector #3322 – Passing the Baton:* Mr. Gorntastic was surprised to find
> his backwards cousins (literally!) taking up some the border left abandoned
> by the failed God King regime. They, however, showed proper respect by
> allowing his forces to collect their derelict cargo pods.
>
>
>
> *No Collusion!*
>
>
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