Dramatic SFB: The Lizard's Tale

Tue Oct 2 14:40:44 PDT 2018

I am sorry first to report that the Hostages on board DW -69 are criminals.
They have to be given a trial at starbase 22. (Those dancing girls attacked
a diplomat... he had a heart attack.) If You want them You will have to
come and take them. ( Note I will be at a festival thursday -monday and not
near keys.)  As the rest of the Great green Gorn border all seem to be
quiet.

As for those strange Methane breathers, The intelligence report about a
impending attack was it seems VERY wrong. Are men did have some good R&R
however.

Our DN the nicknamed Red Baron lead a huge fleet and destroyed the Great
Gorn Confederations war memorial. That should teach them devil lizards.

On the border with the Remus.. a small freighter crew was appalled by the
slaughter of a group of space boars by a Romulan ship.

On the Frax Border we dug in are heels and so did they. Seems we were both
more concerned with holding ground then attacking.

We did not wish the Lyrans any harm and so did not attack them..That does
not mean we will not raid there in the future. I hear there pelts make
great rugs. As well as ear muffs and boots.

All scenarios auto resolved except for The hostages.. glad as I am going on
vacation for 5 days..

On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 10:46 AM joshua s via SFBdrama <
sfbdrama at lists.mattnet.org> wrote:

> Nice way to start the morning spit out my coffee laughing so hard.
>
> Adding a tail to a robot wouldn’t serve any practical purpose other than
> to tuck it away running from that DN.
>
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On Oct 2, 2018, at 7:09 AM, Paul Meyer via SFBdrama <
> sfbdrama at lists.mattnet.org> wrote:
>
> It had been a trying quarter for the Great Green Gorn. It started out with
> Mr. Gorntastic losing the support of his last remaining allies in the
> government. And, he couldn’t blame them really. He accepted that it was
> partially his fault. He’d invited them to grand party on Magrathea with
> promises of luxury and pleasures rarely seen in the Gorn empire.
>
>
>
> But mostly he blamed his fleet captains! After all, it was their job to
> procure and deliver prophylactics, blow, cheese, and crackers and they
> couldn’t even do that! His guests were left wandering around an empty ball
> room with young female models that they could do little more with than grab
> their tails! Not that Mr. Gorntastic saw anything wrong with that, it’s
> just that he, and they, were expecting so much more!
>
>
>
> With the loss of his last remaining supporters, a vote of ‘No Confidence’
> in his leadership passed in Congress. This led to the equivalent of a
> government shut down while the Great Green Gorn empire ushered out Mr.
> Gorntastic from his leadership position and ordered an off cycle election
> to find his successor.
>
>
>
> There were many entrants into the election for reptiles to try and gain
> the title of GGG Emperor, but the vote eventually went to Mr. Bossk who ran
> a campaign based on ‘Make the Great Green Gorn Great again… and Green
> again”. Well, that would have been his campaign slogan if he could have fit
> it all on the front of a baseball cap. Mr. Bossk’s campaign eventually had
> to settle for the slogan, “WE’RE NOT YELLOW, mostly”. The last little bit
> was required based in the Gorn’s ‘Truth in Advertising’ law.
>
>
>
> Of course, with new leadership comes a new attitude, especially when
> dealing with galactic neighbors. So far, the Paravian Jagdstaffel were
> decent neighbors despite Mr. Bossk villainizing them in his campaign
> speeches and insisting that they would pay for the Great Green Gorn’s new
> galactic shield that Mr. Bossk was promising. That might be why they were
> having an issue on their border with some kind of hostages, or something.
> Considering they were hostages out on the empire's border, Mr. Bossk didn't
> really care. After all, it wasn't him who was in that situation!  *(Greg,
> this one is your call (scenario 2484). I can retreat if you’d rather have
> this one.)*
>
>
>
> Then there were the Andromedans. The long-time pain in the tail that the
> previous administrations were unable to address. In the first incident that
> came to Mr. Bossk's attention, his fleet and an Andromedan fleet were
> trying to mine crystals near a black hole *(Scenario 2490)*. Mr. Bossk
> ordered his captain to call the Andromedan some derogatory names which was
> enough to send the Andro crying with his tail between his legs which led
> Mr. Bossk to wonder, “Do Andro’s have tails?”
>
>
>
> The second encounter was going to be a little tougher (more tough?). The
> Andros were running a convoy close to the border. No telling what kind of
> nefarious intentions they had with that convoy. Mr. Bossk dispatched a
> fleet to investigate. But, no matter how many names they were called, the
> Andros would not allow the Gorn to board the freighters for an
> 'inspection'. That means they could only be transporting something good! *(Scenario
> 2491: I’m good with tomorrow, Josh. Let me know what time works for you.
> I’m also free most of this week, if another time/date is needed.)*
>
>
>
> The only other disturbance that Mr. Bossk needed to address this quarter
> was with his yellow cousins. They were infringing (once again) on GGG
> territory! This would not be tolerated! It was now time to prove that the
> Great Green Gorn truly were great, and green, and Gorn!  *(Scenario 2497:
> Let me know what you want to do with this Roch. I’m available for the rest
> of this week.)*
>
>
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